Thursday, June 26, 2008

Patty's Favorite Things Episode

Oprah has a magazine with not only her name on it, but pictures of herself and her ever changing style and body, she also has a hit talk show (have you heard of it?) and she's a woman in charge, and a great orator. I'm not anything like that - well I'm a woman in charge, but she's in charge of like, the world, and I'm in charge of the basement of CVS, small difference really. I can also be a great orator when I memorize my speeches.

Anyways, this isn't about how I'm not like Oprah. This is about how I am like Oprah. See, she has favorite things and so do I! So, I'm going to talk about my favorite things. Because, when it's rainy and gloomy, or cloudy with a chance of meatballs, who wants to hear negative thoughts? I like talking about things that make me happy!

Oh, and before I go into this list, I'm on a mission to clean out my soul. I don't know how I'm going to do it. If you've ever cleaned out your soul - let me know how it went.

So, what are my favorite things? I'll tell you.

I love thinking about the future - like what's going to happen? Where am I going to be? And then I like planning it out. Like, oh, when I live in New York this is how my life will be. When I am a fancy, big-time magazine writer, traveling for stories, and sharing cups of coffees with the best and the brightest (okay, please, we all know I mean celebrities)... then my life will be whole and satisfactory.

I also like my blanket. I stole it from my sister, and it's warm and cozy. She's not getting it back. I've had it for like... 10 years.

The color green is something I like. I do. Green nails, jewelery, clothes, shoes, bags, eyeballs. It's a nice color.

I like air conditioning.

I like getting in the car and going on mini road trips with people. Sometimes we sing so loud in the car that our voices go out, sometimes we get shout outs on the radio when we're driving (it's happened once! We were celebrities going to Six Flags), and sometimes we get rear ended (if I'm driving.)

I like seeing people I haven't seen in a long time, and having the moment be a happy and not awkward one.

And I like getting text messages. And I like sending one, and then getting one back after sending it. I hate when people don't text back... like come on! It takes 15 seconds! And don't use the "I didn't want to be rude" excuse, cause you do it in front of me all the time! Oh wait, sorry, I'm talking about positive things.

I also like sleeping. A lot. Especially ones when I go to bed happy with no worries on my brain, then I have a nice dream, and I wake up 8-10 hours later effortlessly and stress free. (That has never happened. Not once.)

Okay, see, I'm less materialistic than Oprah. But if I had her money... I would buy stuff to. For everyone. Except you, because I've spent too much on you and I'm poor.

No comments:


Related Posts with Thumbnails