Sunday, July 20, 2008

Chattin' at the Salon


Guy: I need a fade! I just went to the otha place in this mall, and the girl like fucked up my hea'. I'm in the Marines, so we need to look like... squared away.

Stylist: Man, yeah, she really did something here. How hard is it to do a fade? What does 'squared away' mean?

Guy: Ya know, like, lookin' shahp. But like, if I don't walk in thea on Wednesday in Va-gin-ya with a nice haircut, they're gonna be like 'Why should we make this kid do stuff' because I wanna get to the top, ya know? And I'm a Marine, so we need to look real good. Like the army guys, they're nasty.

Stylist: Yeah. Well you guys do... you eat, live, and breathe the Marines. When do you think the war's gonna end?

Guy: Well, like, it depends on who takes over for president. If a democrat wins, then they're sayin' like 2009-2010, but if McCain wins then could be anotha 5 years. Right now it's not even like a "waeh"... it's just people ova there protectin stuff, and it's not like tons of people dyin', just a few every now and then. That's mainly the ahmy, but I'm a Marine, and we're trained betta than they ah. I'd go ova thea if I had to, do what I gotta do. But yeah... my drunk roommate can do a betta fade than that lady. I mean, I have to look good, y'kno? So I don't mind payin twice... (to man next to him) You in the army?

Man: Yeah.

Guy: I'm a Marine. Lance Corporeal.


Later, the man's hair will be cut and his friend (or brother) will come and wheel away his wheel chair. The man didn't have any legs.

"Guy" is a disgrace to the Marines, I'd say.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

justify your conclusion, maybe?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, elaborate on your conclusion...

Anonymous said...

one flew over the cuckoo's nest...

Anonymous said...

your alive because of him .

marines are the shit

Anonymous said...

the marines are the reason we win wars if it wasnt for them we wouldnt be here today thats why im going i wanna be the best...

Fightin Dirty said...

what an ubrupt ending to tha story. he didn't even say or do anything offensive according to the story. i don't get it.

Fightin Dirty said...

Instead of deciding who you think is a disgrace to the service, how about some apprieciation for what they have done for your ungrateful civilian you know what.

Particularly on this day.

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