Monday, November 3, 2008

The Tumultuous Times of Wilson and Barrett


As much as I post about Evan, or Trevor, or Jeremy... I feel like I give Nick Wilson the shit end of the stick.

The thing about Nick is he drives me absolutely (ASSbolutely) insane. That's only because he eerily knows everything I'm really thinking and contradicts everything I say and is generally correct. Damnit! And, as much as I hate him so much for being an arrogant little prick - I love him. Damnit! And anytime I'm mean to him - he reminds me of this one time... when I may have cried... or attempted something in front of everyone... and he made me feel better... stupid Nick Wilson.

But it's OK because I've alwaaays got...

Nick: You're my relief.
Me: Bas relief!
Nick: What?
Me: Oh my god, you don't know what that means?
Nick: Oh my god...
Me: OH MY GOD! I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!


Based on a conversation from today, here's an insight into our relationship:

Me: Oh my god, I hate you so much!
Nick: No you don't. You love me. And you love our relationship.
Me: Damn it! I do.
Nick: And you can't wait to see me.
Me: Damn it! You're right.
Nick: And you're going to be with both me and Evan in Chicago, and it's going to be a blood bath. You're going to have the cackling of Wilson, Brothers and Kaufman with you.

Nick: You actually just made me giggle a little bit right there.
Me: OMG, My life dream!! I can quit improv now.
Nick: You're such a cunt.

Nick: I would fuck Evan's face. If he had a moustache, and turned his head sideways, so it kind of looked like a pussy. Under those circumstances, I would fuck his face.

You look handsome in that picture, Nick.

2 comments:

liz said...

BAS RELIEF!!!

Ask Evan about how Petti and Misch don't know how to pronounce that phrase.

Ryan said...

omg SO RETARDED

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