Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Rape Whistle Brings All The Boys To The Yard

I've got a few good Valentine's Day gifts over the years. A giant teddy bear, expensive lip gloss, hickeys that got me in trouble, cards from people who broke my heart a week before, jewelry... y'know, the usual.

But this year, I got the most unexpected and best gift of all.

A rape whistle. (It was a pro-NBA whistle! Mainly used for raping... not calling things in b-ball.)

Babyface Gudernatch came to rehearsal with valentines for everyone. Mine was addressed to "The Snatch" and it had a drawing of a girl saying "HELP!" and there were Hannah Montana tattoo's (which I'm rocking right now) and a giant Toblerone taped to the envelope.

It was, by far, the snatchiest valentine ever.

Thanks BFG.


MnG said...

hecks yea!

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