Thursday, February 26, 2009

Today: A Breakdown

-1 Woke up exhausted. Ah, so this is the result of performing at a time where you should be in bed... then going out for a drink and then playing Photo Hunt and Draggle Drop at a bar until 1am or so, and then staying up even later because you think you're not tired enough for bed...

+1 Bus came right away.

-1 No time to stop at Starbucks. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!L@!@#!#!#k!#!#!!

+1 Evan's in work with me today!

+1 Quality kitchen time with Roberto... and sighing over stuff. Apparently, the coffee at work does the job, costs nothing and helps one realize the world does not end without Starbucks.

-1 Really? How the fuck do you expect me to fix that for you? You really can't figure it out yourself?

+1 Free lunch Thursday. Walk to Regina's with Ashley & Mike

-1 Pizza not ready. I sign a slip. It's over the budget. Shit. Wait, my name isn't Jean... I didn't order over 20 pizzas... wait a minute, I'm breathing on these pizzas and they're not mine. Sir, I'm not Jean, I'm Patty. Oh, yes, thanks, that receipt is better for the buyer! And my pizzas are still not ready. Coming right up. Best quote of the day: "Your passion for life is going to lead you to an early grave." Thank you Mike Rubino's dad!!

-1 Carrying HOT, STEAMING pizzas is never fun. Even if it's like, 2 feet. Ouch!!!

+1 Pizza. Good pizza. Not that other shit.

+1 Yay, walk with Roberto!

-1 SHOOTING PAINS. OH MY GOD. I'M CRIPPLED. LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE OR WALK. HOLY SHIT. I'M DYING.

+1 I bought a scarf!

-1 OH MY GOD ROBERTO, SERIOUSLY, WE NEED TO STOP WALKING... THIS HURTS. I'M DYING.

-1 Throw up for 20 minutes.

+1 REVIEW!!!! Very, very good review! Resulted in a raise! AWESOME!!

+1 You're a very cute man. I like when you look at me, and I look at you and then we smile and then you say something witty and I say something witty and then we laugh and that's it.

-1 Work isn't over yet... ?!?! Really?!?!

+1 Starbucks... :)

-1 Left work, Ev and I walked in opposite directions... he saw cute guy I like and I didn't!!!

+1 TGIFRIDAYS with Casey Dibello and Matt!!

-1 Matt and Casey having awkward talk... with me there... stoppp ittttttttt.... I love you both.... stoooppp.

+1 Drink. Food. Fun.

+1 TARGET... with my dads. Dibello's looking for car lights... but it's TARGET.. not... Me: Where are we?!?! Casey: Carget! Me: DAMNIT CASEY!! That was the joke, and it's not supposed to be CARGET, that was the point.

-1 I put my keys and cotton swabs down so I could try to lift a 25 lb weight to no avail. Babyface does it with ease. Fuck you Babyface with your strong arms. Oooh, when you let the weights fall to the ground while they're still in your hands, it cracks your back real good.

+1 I love Spearmint gum.

-1 I left said keys on the shelf. Matt and Dibello leave... Casey comes with me to make fun of me the whole way through.

+1 30 Rock! Painting nails!

-1 Shooting pains again. Narrow down to two possible reasons: Cancer, or ulcer. Scare Casey with cancer talk is fun.



I am a MESS.

2 comments:

Nick said...

You forgot about our texting bit this morning!... :(

Patty Barrett said...

Also, I have Alzheimer's!!! But I did actually enjoy that very much!

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