Monday, October 26, 2009

Funny and Sexy!

Anyone who has been in my room knows that I have three strange posters on my wall. In between the posters of Degas dancers and Seriously Bent, I have three half-naked vintage redhead pin-ups.

It's not a sexual thing at all, clearly. But, I love them! I don't know why! I can't explain it. I'm not a lesbian. I just find that time period so unbelievably sexy. Mainly because it wasn't in your face. It was all a teasing, maybe-I'll-sleep-with you-but-I'm-really-just-interested-in-playing-these-here-cards-in-this-seductive-pose type of thing. Not today's, "Yup, I'm going to fuck you. As long as I'm getting money. Yes. I'll fuck you. Because you validate me as a person."

But, let's take some time out to look at Lucille Ball! She was so hot! She's not really looked at as a sex symbol... because she was funny. She presented herself as a comedian first and foremost, so her sexiness was downplayed. But damn, was she sexy! She could have been a nice runner up for Marilyn Monroe! But, Marilyn Monroe was sex. Walking sex. And when you're walking sex... bad things happen. (Hint: she died.)

You know who else is awesome and funny and sexy?

Have I mentioned I'm not a lesbian yet? Cause I'm not.

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