Tuesday, February 9, 2010

happy birthday, Brian!

Today is Brian's 26th birthday.
So I'm going to do a segment I call,
"If Brian O'Hara was never born..."

If Brian O'hara was never born...

I wouldn't look like a crack addict that just crawled out of hell right now.
I would still have the $100 I spent on drinks last night.
I'd have more respect for myself.
Nobody would ever call me a gross whore.
My Facebook status would never get updated to say awful things.
And my life would be way less hilarious.
Gross and awful, sure... but hilarious all the same.

Happy Birthday, Brian!
I'm glad you're alive!

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