Wednesday, February 10, 2010

There ain't no party like a 349 party...

If you watch 30 Rock (I don’t know why you aren’t), you’ll remember an episode where Kenneth had a party. Nobody wanted to go to Kenneth’s party, because they’re always lame (and Liz is always the only one there.) So, to help Kenneth out, Tracy hyped up the party by saying T.I. was going to be there, and then it was like a game of telephone. Every time someone told another person about the party, they added on a special guest, i.e. Fallout Boy, the Harlem Globetrotters and the CEO of Texas Instruments (which is who Jack thought T.I. was)

Anyways, when the party eventually happened – it was shown in flashbacks of people going insane. Everyone was drinking, vomiting, making out and eating birds. Then it went to a scene of everyone in Jack’s office sitting quietly, looking gross and embarrassed.

When I woke up on Tuesday morning… that is how I felt. I looked over to my right and laughed. My bed was a mess. The dog was asleep in a pile of clothes on the floor. There were pizza boxes in the kitchen. Four empty glasses on the table with a giant empty bottle of vodka next to them. And I looked like a hot mess. I didn't remember anything (well, most of it) and I could have used that series of flashback scenes. But, I have a feeling it's better that I don't see them. Plus, seeing flashback scenes in real life is impossible. Totally impossible. I'm not living in a television show!
Needless to say, I was a zombie all day yesterday. I figured after work, I’d just take a nap. So around 6, I did that. Then didn’t wake up until 8am today. I slept fourteen hours. That might be my record.

Stupid O'Hara and his stupid birthday.

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