Friday, March 12, 2010

J-O-V-A... popular in Puerto Rico.


Two girls walk into Mike’s past closing time.
One girl says, “Can I use your bathroom?” and she runs in.
The other girl stands and waits.

MATT
You’re going to have to buy a dessert in order to use the bathroom.

GIRL
No! Do I really?

MATT
Yes. You have to buy a dessert. You have to buy something. So, I don’t care what you buy, just buy one of these desserts.

GIRL
But it’s my friend who’s using the bathroom!

MATT
Well man up for your friend and buy a cheesecake.

GIRL
I can’t eat a whole piece of cheesecake!

MATT
I don’t care if you eat it or not, you can throw it out. You just have to buy it.Well, allow me to reintroduce myself my name is JOVA.

GIRL
What’s your name?

MATT
JOVA. J-O-V-A. I might not look it, but my mom’s Puerto Rican and my dad’s German. I look like my dad.

GIRL
Does it have to do with Jehovah’s Witnesses?

MATT
No, it doesn’t. In fact, that is the furthest thing from what it has to do with.

GIRL
I’ve never heard that name before.

MATT
It’s popular in Puerto Rico.

GIRL
Oh, I went to Chile last year and never heard it.

MATT
That’s a different country. Well, are you going to buy something? How about this, take a ketchup packet. No, don't take a ketchup packet, that would be stealing. Leave a dollar on the counter and take a ketchup packet.

GIRL
What about a quarter?
MATT
Yes, actually. Give me your quarter, I have to feed my meter.

Girl hands Matt her quarter.

MATT
Get out of here.

Then the girl ran out of the bar with her friend.

Some girls are so... dumb.

2 comments:

S.I.F. said...

When I worked in a bar, we used to play with the drunks like that all the time! It's not nice, but... you've got to do something to keep yourself entertained!

Patty Barrett said...

It's true!

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