Wednesday, September 1, 2010

California Has A New Girl in Town

Last night, the Leather Gang had its first member leave the group! It was weird… and didn’t feel real. Our group has been together since January 2009 and hasn’t been altered at all. And there’s nobody we love to make fun of more than Matt Gudernatch. It probably won’t even sink in that he’s gone until like, three weeks, when he comes back from L.A. (When he’s done hanging out with his crew… by the pool.)

Here are my top five Gudernatch memories:
(that won't be interesting, or make sense, to anyone else)
1. T.G.I.Friday’s Thursdays. Like the time he told us he was going to write a TV. show and film a pilot! And then the time he and Casey fought because “Casey wasn’t a good actor” for said pilot in front of DiBello and I. And the time his Bruins commercial came on and he got up and yelled, “THAT’S ME!” And when he and DiBello told the group we got a weekly show! All while getting shitfaced of f cheap drink specials and eating burgers with mozzarella sticks on them.

2. The time I drank two bottles of wine at his apartment and passed out on the couch. Then got up in the middle of the night to drive home (in a snow storm). He thought he hid my car keys, but no. He hid my apartment keys. So I drove all the way home… but wasn’t able to get into my apartment.

3. When I texted him and asked him to come to a party at my place that night. He said, “I’m in Kittery with Casey.” And I said, “Bring me back an owl figurine from the Kittery Trading Post!” He brought me back a giant owl hunting target. Which of course I woke up next to the next day and it scared the shit out of me.

4. That time he walked into a bar for my birthday carrying my gift, a GIANT picture frame with several pictures of him and Casey.

5. The time he didn’t go out to Goody’s after a show and I sent him a creepy picture with DiBello that was supposed to say, “Help! I’m being raped!” But instead, I wrote, “Help! I’m being HELPED!”

In all seriousness, I’m really going to miss him. He’s one of the most selfish people I’ve ever met. Wait, that’s not… a good thing… to say.

But really, he has more drive than anyone I know. And he'll probably succeed. And write parts for me. I love my dyad!!!!

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