Friday, November 19, 2010

the funny thing about this week.

here are some funny moments from the past week of my life:

disclaimer: yes. some of these are me thinking i'm funny. but here's the thing: i laugh at myself more than most people laugh at me. and i'm embracing it. i think more people should laugh at themselves. also, my friends are amazingly hilarious.

J: we should make a t-shirt with his face on it.
me: yeah! and it'd just have a confused look on it.
J: like in the style of Che Guevara.
me: yea... i was just going to say that... except i didn't know his name and i was just going to say "that spanish guy" but then i thought that'd be offensive so i started Googling Horatio Sanz.

Roberto: someone tried to change my AIM password
me: what? that's really weird!... that you still use AIM.

Betsy: i feel so fly like a G6 right now having had eggs.

Roberto: want to go to the city sports holiday party with me?
me: no!
Roberto: why not?
me: we don't work there! and i'm... doing a charity event that night. i'm feeding homeless children bananas.
Me: Someone put the Spanish channel on this morning, so I'm changing it.
G: Do we have a problem, Patty? Should I get all the Spanish people who work here out here?
Me: Yes, I've hated Roberto this whole time.
G: What is Roberto?
Me: I don't know, I forget... Dominican, maybe? I always call him Mexican.
{he's from El Salvador.}

DiBello: Let's go to the Beehive.
Casey: It's 11.
Me: I can't go out. I have to get home and read "Eat, Pray, Love" to my cat.

Me: I just started my conversation with her by saying "wazzzzup" a la Scream. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Casey: Some people think that's funny!!!! Well... nobody I know. But maybe!

i hope your weekend is fly.
like a G6.

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