Thursday, March 17, 2011

St. Patty's Day

Today is St. Patrick’s Day! But I like to call it St. Patty’s Day. Because... guess what? My name’s Patty! I’m from Everett and I like to have fun with my friends. I guess it’s not too crazy of an idea for there to be a day dedicated to me. I am a great person. I often think about giving to charities. How would it be celebrated, though? Here’s how:

You would wake up with a cat clawing at your face.

You would watch episodes of iCarly while you get ready for work. Or at the very least listen to some Michael Jackson. {I like “PYT” or “The Way You Make Me Feel” for the morning.}

Your breakfast would involve peanut butter.

You would make your co-workers laugh and laugh and laugh until they want you to go away.

You would tweet something snarky.

You would text Casey mean thoughts about other people that you couldn’t write on Twitter.

You would have at least 40 negative thoughts but only speak the positive ones. Except, of course, those ones you’ve already texted Casey and/or wrote on Twitter.

You would want a Venti coffee, but you’d only get a tall.

You would wear tights and a skirt/dress with tall boots.

You would have your nails painted red or pink shades, and they’d probably be a little scraped off because that is a bad habit of yours.
You would dance awkwardly when you’re bored or uncomfortable.

You would drink and then hate the way you act.

You would have relationships with your local bartenders and delivery guys.

You would probably fall because your ankle or knee gave out.

You would have a lot of fun!!!!!!!! With your friends. Obviously.

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