Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Tomato, Tomato.

we were very drunk in this picture.

Mary is just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, she takes the red line train back to Quincy, Mass. . .

Nope, that's a song. Mary is the new IT GIRL, guys!

I've been mentioning Mary a lot on this blog lately and that's because Mary and I are new life partners. We have lunch together every day since we work so close to each other and we hang out every weekend and we have to say goodnight to each other before either of us goes to sleep. No, that's not true. But it might as well be!

Guys, Mary is the best. You know how everyone has their one friend who is like SUPER funny? I'm that friend in a group of non-improvisers. Absolutely. {Kidding.} Well, Mary is the funny friend in a group of comedians. She's a comedian, too, but she cracks us up like no one else. And her status updates and tweets? The best:

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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and

"My recent Google searches; neti pot deaths, emergen-c nutrition facts, emergen-c side effects, side effect of a newborns to listing to lady gaga, lady gaga newborn costume, plus size lady gaga costume, lori beth denberg where are they now, lori beth denberg twitter, full episodes of figure it out, gak recipe, cinnabon recipe, cinnabon locations, fastest route to rockingham mall cinnabon, cinnabon nutritional facts, planet fitness quincy."

Today is her BIRTHDAY. Happy Birthday MARY! Thank you for being a friend! You're gonna make it AFTER ALL!

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