Thursday, March 15, 2012

I am Comedian.


EXT. CORNER OF CROSS AND SALEM STREET, NORTH END. - EVENING. 

PATTY is walking five steps ahead of MATT, TREVOR and EVAN.

PATTY
(singing to the tune of Proud to be an American)
... and I'm proud to be a comedian!

MATT, TREVOR AND EVAN
(loudly)
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cast mates are mean.

Oh, what's that? You want to know the rest of the song? Well, sure!

where at least I know I'm funny
And I won't forget Del Close who died
and taught me to play freeze!
And I won't do stand-up!
At Mottley's!
Just wanna "yes,and" every day!
Cause there ain't no doubt
I love tag outs...
and I often do them at IA!

What's that? I should switch careers? OK, see ya!

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