My friend Matt came up with a really fun bit that he calls, "Tony Danza plays Patty Barrett in Barrett All: The Musical" where he does an impression of Tony Danza doing an impression of me tap dancing and breaking my ankles and singing songs about my life. It's pretty funny.
But, if there were a REAL musical about my life (which you should expect to happen soon), this would be the song list. There are a LOT of songs in my yet-to-be-written musical. It will be around four hours long and will be at least 60% less entertaining than, say, "Wicked" but 90% more entertaining than "The Wiz." Though, no voice will be nearly as spectacular as Sir Michael Jackson.
BARRETT ALL: THE MUSICAL.
Danny Is Born! Oh Wait... It's A Girl, Let's Name Her Patricia
My Mom Fell Through A Staircase With Me In Her Arms
Where Did Shadow the German Shepherd Go?
Girl Meets Tap Shoes (A Love Song)
Swimming Without Swimmies Behind My Mom's Back
Sleepover Under The Air Hockey Table
Rubbing Plastic Privates Together (The Barbie Song)
Girl Meets Boy Meets World
Beating Up My Sister
I'll Be A Cheerleader, Just Kidding, I'll Stick To Dancing
The Five Boys That I Love (From The Backstreet)
Instead of Patricia, We Shall Call You Patty
Becoming A Red Head
I'll Play Soccer, Just Kidding I Hate Myself
Learning About Nazis, Lovin' It
I'm Gonna Dance Forever! Just Kidding, I Quit Because I Hate Myself
Uncomfortable In My Body (The Gap Sweatshirt Song)
I Got In To The One College I Applied To!
Doing Improv, Making Friends, Learning Lots
The Graduation Song (this will just be the Vitamin C song)
The Girl At The Front Desk (The Office Manager song)
Bad Decisions (Part 1)
I Drank Too Much And Now My Ankle Won't Work, Why? Ouch.
Beating Up My Sister (Reprise)
Bad Decisions Part 3 (Part 2 was cut for time)
Are You The Wrong Man For Me? Get In My Bed!
Taking Pictures Of My Face And Posting Them Online
The Girl With The Crow Boob Tattoo
I Think I Have Arthritis In My Big Toe, Arthritis Has Won, I'm Dead