Friday, September 12, 2014
One Shade of Grey
I have been going grey for a while now.
I don't actually know how long exactly, but what I do know is that I stopped dying my hair over a year ago, so I have been rocking the au natural top of hair with the very dry and extremely unnatural bottom of hair. Since then, I noticed little friends at the top of my head. Little, spiky grey friends.
At first, I liked it. I thought that I would pull it off like Stacy London from What Not To Wear and I'd be that cool, hip girl who didn't even have to DYE her hair grey (which is all the rage)... it would just happen naturally. I'd walk down the street and people would say, "Hey, look at that natural hipster."
But now, my friends, I'm frustrated. I don't want to dye my hair. I can't afford to dye my hair. BUT. the texture of the grey hair is course and rough and it STICKS UP AND OUT LIKE WEEDS IN A BEAUTIFUL FIELD OF GRASS. (Yes, I referred to the rest of my hair as A BEAUTIFUL FIELD OF GRASS.) They're noticeable, distracting and extremely unattractive. Every time I see groups of people whispering, I know that they're whispering about my grey hair. Every time I get called into a meeting by my boss, I know that they're going to fire me because of my grey hair.
These grey hairs are really causing a lot of stress in my life, obviously.
So, what does one do? Start dying their hair again? Let them grow and just own it? Should I revert back to my days as a 20-year-old and go full clown red again? Shave my head - Britney style?
From here on out, you can refer to me as Mr. Sheffield.
Life at 28 is pretty damn rough. Pretty. Damn. Rough.